10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.