10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"