10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier