10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Those eggs smell delicious!