10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Poker is for loners.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Welcome to kicker school
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"