10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Welcome to kicker school