10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water