10 Random Poker Quotes
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--Phil Hellmuth
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--