10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant