10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls