10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.