10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."