10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.