10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• You have to piss with the dick you have