10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake