10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament