10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear