10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters