10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss