10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..