10 Random Poker Quotes

• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."