10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.