10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.