10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Fold and live to fold again
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.