10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Poker is for loners.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.