10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow