10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.