10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)