10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "No river, no fish."
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• It's Free To Fold...