10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Welcome to kicker school
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Those eggs smell delicious!