10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."