10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones