10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.