10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.