10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)