10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]