10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Why not, when some because there are three.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)