10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- im going to 2 out you to death
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament