10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Fold and live to fold again
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --