10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.