10 Random Poker Quotes

• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it