10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- It's Free To Fold...