10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."