10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003