10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- im going to 2 out you to death
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."