10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier