10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.