10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike