10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT