10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.